Older than Elvis

I don’t like adverts, as you may know . But I don’t like adverts being banned either, which is what’s happened to a cinema ad produced by th...

You know those lists you get of TV programmes, in (really annoying) TV programmes? This isn’t that sort of list. It’s a list of TV progr...

You’ve got to love someone who made an artwork called “Football stands for everything I hate”. (Well, I’ve got to anyway, because it does...

THE SCHOOL LIBRARY I always said I would never go to a reunion, and I’ve gone to two in less than two years. A punk rock reunion last ...

Things I have in common with Tracey Emin: We’re nearly the same age. We spent our formative years in Margate. Er, that’s it. Tracey...