What's on TV, darling?

I leave the room for just one minute and when I get back, Clarkson is on the TV. Again. And Partner doesn’t even drive. ‘Top Gear isn’t really about cars,’ he tries to tell me. No, it’s about middle-aged men trying to prove something. At the risk of sounding like Grumpy Old Women, the worst thing that ever happened to my living room was when a TV channel I’d never heard of rebranded itself as Dave and got on Freeview.